I feel bad. sooo bad. To all those who made requests, I am truly, sincerely, totally sorrrryyy. errm.. things quite didn't go according to plan, and the requests might come a TEENSY bit later. Ok, maybe not that teensy.. I've had a LOT of problems: hard lessons. a gay, saddistic chemistry teacher. the deaths of our rabbits. friend problems. a gay, saddistic chemistry teacher. a seemingly endless list of stuff to do. the state of being sleep deprived. a gay, saddistic chemistry teacher. oh, and did I mention a homosexual, saddistic, despicable, revolting, pathetic chemistry teacher?? anyway, enough of Sir-ehem-MA'AM Esteban..

BUT! not to worry! I shall and will finish E-VE-RY-THING!

Good things come to those who wait! and uhh.. bad things come to those who cause others to wait -- I'll finish everything soon, promise!!

**Joke of the day:

Impossible exams
General Instructions: Read each portion carefully. No erasures. No superimposition. Answer all questions in perfect Sanskrit. Leaving a portion blank will result in a deduction of 50.73236476 points. Begin immediately. Time limit: 2 hours.

History: decribe in full detail the ENTIRE history of the world, from the creation of the universe to the present day. Be VERY specific. One error will cause a deduction of 25.2837428 points. Make your very own civilization, with the most effective governance, and military defenses.

Biology: Create life from rocks and marshmallows. Estimate that living thing's probable lifespan, diseases, body systems and everything else about it. For more points, make sure it outlives you by about a decade.

Physics: Test the law of gravity for yourself. With a lab journal and a stopwatch in hand, jump off an 832757838 m skyscraper, and see if your acceleration is indeed 9.8 m/s2.

Trigonometry: Derive a formula to compute for the angle made by the sun with the shadow of a mountain in Mars. No scientific calculators. Use mental calculations only.

Geometry: Prove all postulates WRONG!!

Musics: Compose a recital piece and orchestrate it with your answer sheet.

Religion: Divide the pacific ocean. Heal the sick. create a miracle.

Computer science: Design a computer program without a computer.

Political Science: Define politics in ONE word. Design the perfect state with perfect rulers where everyone's interests are addressed.

Surgery: With a scalpel and an ax, carefully remove YOUR appendix without causing excessive bleeding. Extra points if you can attach it to your earlobe!

Art: Put your impression of the society into a painting. Using only black ink, make your painting have real-life colors. Added points if you can make it four dimensional.

Chemistry: Discover a new element, identify its properties and place it appropriately in the table of elements. with that element, create solutions that can - reverse aging, stop global warming, and keep our gay chem teacher from saying "fantabulous!" all the time.

Buahaha! Crap. I should be asleep by now. and I should concentrate on how to somehow finish everything on my to-do list!!!!

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